I am a Comedian and the Joke is my life

Ech, I can never win a game as Ori.. I do well as her too. My team is either very bad or I get focused, get shut down, or both..

Lady at Taco Bell thought I was drunk off my ass...
Me: *walks into Taco Bell at 1:30am in nothing but pajamas and sunglasses and holding a half eaten HotPocket with red face from sunburn* "Lemme get a Quesarito....and a diet coke...ya know what make it a big box cuz i want a dorito taco too...and could you make it a cool ranch one?...wait no nevermind just do the nacho cheese."
Cashier Lady: *places order*
Me: ...
Her: ... "Are you okay?"
Me: "....what?"
Her: "I mean...did you walk here?"
Me: "No."
Her: "You drove?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "And...you're ok?"
Me: "Uh...yeah?...Are you ok?"
Her: "I'm...I'm fine..." *is handed my bag of food by sketchy fat manager who gave me dirty looks* "Here you go, have a good night....and drive safe."
Me: ".......thanks?" *has never left a taco bell faster in my life*

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